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Joke of the Day
"Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times."
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"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"
"Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily."
"What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light"
"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"
"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"
"Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box."
"It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again."
"No matter how white-hot my rage feels, I have been unable to clear the snow off my driveway by giving it the finger."
"Why didn't the gunpowder plot work? Because gunpowder is black."