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Joke of the Day
"What's your view on lesbians? 1080p"
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"I'm surprisingly calm about Internet spoiling Star Wars to me. Who could believe Kylo Ren is actually vegetarian and grandson of General Akbar"
"Why do Jewish men get circumsized? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
"Hell hath no fury like a pizza pocket that hasn't had proper cooling time."
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"Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice."
"The word for today is legs Go out and spread the word!"
"Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers Will make your car look fucking stupid"