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Joke of the Day

"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading."

"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."

"Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted."

"Q: Where do people who say ""shoot"" and ""darn"" go to? A: Heck"

"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."

"Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard."

"No party would be complete without that creepy guy sitting in the corner."

"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."

"Her: We had the baby! She is 7lbs 3oz, born at 9:08am. We'll be naming her tomorrow. Me: Tomorrow is a terrible name for a baby, tbh."