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Joke of the Day
"Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard."
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"Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate Army vet response (below)"
"DTF (Down time finally) -mom's everywhere"
"Poop jokes are great, But sometimes they're slightly corny."
"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"
"How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level."
"Exercise can add years to your life. This enables you, at 95 years, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $7,000 a month."
"What do you call a shape that's always worried? A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)"
"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me"
"The less hair I have The more head I get"