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Joke of the Day

"Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted."

"It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an ""autopsy"". Stop crying."

"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp."

"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any kids? Because everytime his wife gets hot ,he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel. :-P"

"My daughter just said ""I goed potty in the fish bowl"". She is a 27 year old investment banker. Why did she goed potty there?"

"my thigh gap is just a painted tunnel by Wile E. Coyote"

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."