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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."
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"I saw a boat with a sign that said ""For Sale"" so I added an ""ing"" to the end. Fucking idiots are lucky I came along."
"Melania Trump's Speech Sorry guys this one's a repost"
"How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "
"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"
"The smarter the person, the less they tell you about it."
"In college, I liked beer more than Girls. A beer can't change its mind after you get its top off. Edit: Thanks, grammar Nazis"
"My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses."
"Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic? He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere."