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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally emailed my essay to the 3D printer It came out as a piece of shit"
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"Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"
"Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... I though why not, I've got nothing on."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"
"I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don't like coffee"
"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"
"Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared."
"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."
"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"