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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."
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"Ads can get you laid Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared."
"Don't make eye contact with me at McDonalds. We're both here for our own sad reasons."
"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."
"What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out? ""Time to try the udder one."""
"Today there was an explosion in my kitchen... I combined pasta with antipasta."
"you mean the story about the elderly lady who had some sort of fur coming out of her lower back? oh thats nothing but an old wives tail"
"Sometimes when I'm drunk, I put on a trench coat, lurk around the shadows and pretend I'm the host from Unsolved Mysteries"
"I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it's the scientists that aren't washing their hands?"
"Hate when the cop is like, ""Sir, have you been petting kittens?"" and I say, ""I petted a few..."" as I open the car door and kittens spill out"