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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."
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"I like my women the way I like my software Without any viruses and I don't have to pay"
"Sex therapists have invented a new long lasting, alcohol based, vaginal gel and lubricant. Campaigners have slammed the move saying it could lead to 24 hour minge drinking."
"Today was my first day in University Everyone look me like i am a criminal or prey."
"A dog owner tells his dog.. Owner: ""Who's a good boy?"" Doggo: ""Did you just assume my gender?!"""
"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""
"I'm a vegetarian and when people say to me ""you know Hitler was also a vegetarian"" it always reminds me how many Jews I've been killing"
"Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !"
"I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever Not short as in small, short as in short"
"What do you call a four about four? A meta-four."