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Joke of the Day

"Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... I though why not, I've got nothing on."

"I live off my music and the pain it inflicts on others."

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"

"What does 007 wear on his head? A Bondana."

"I shared a banana with my Dad today... He had the inside bit again :( (Joke courtesy of the hysterical 'Adam Hess')"

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday Because apparently you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."

"Please spare me the agony of listening to your relationship problems if you always end up with the same idiot."

"When someone posts ""Hmmm. That was interesting..."" as their status on FB, I never ask what they're talking about because it never is."

"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."

"Breaking: Brad and Angelina have broken up. Thousands of kids homeless."