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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"

"BUNNIES: I love hopping! SNAKE WITH BUNNY EARS ON A POGO STICK: Haha yes, but shouldn't we get home and check on our delicious babies?"

"Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge."

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine"

"What did one telepath say to the other telepath? Nothing."

"What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots."

"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"

"On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??"

"There's an app for everything today except premature ejaculation but I hear that it's coming soon"

"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"