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Joke of the Day

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"After a tornado tore through town, thankfully no one was hurt. The trees were stripped bare, though. God breathed a sigh of releaf."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? (My 3 year old told me this one.)"

"There's nothing quite like a pissed off toddler trying to make her point by angrily storming away on a ride on ladybug"

"Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing? Beats me."

"what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her"

"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"Heard of The Gay Martini? they're pretty strong. You drink just one and you can't see straight."

"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune..."