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Joke of the Day

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"I met this wonderful girl who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for a good relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."

"How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro? because the owner will tell you"

"Just read an emotional story of a woman who overcame incredible odds to make french onion soup Stirring stuff"

"My Iguana has been having trouble getting enough blood into his weenus; he has areptile dysfunction."

"Him: ""What kinda chameleon do you have?"" Me: Karma ""Karma?"" Karma ""Karma.."" Karma chameleon ""How long you had him?"" He comes & goes.."

"Find out this one weird trick fishermen use. Click bait."

"A flying insect exploded in my kitchen ... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs."

"we're fucked When u thought that Donald Trump running for president was a joke then realized I don't have enough money saved up to move out of the country."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."