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Joke of the Day
"Oh trust me, I am very racist I ran plenty of marathons"
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"If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going."
"For my next party trick I'll swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they'll come out of my ass tied together.... I shit you knot"
"Why are cell phones like a dog's nipples? You don't have to shout into them."
"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"
"Voyager 1 left the solar system 1 year ago and still gets a better signal than an iPhone in my apartment."
"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."
"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."
"Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car? I've been on Twitter too long"
"I've been dating a homeless woman recently and I think it's getting serious... She's asked me to move out with her..."