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Joke of the Day
"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."
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"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up."
"My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal. *cashes in college fund *installs a pool in backyard"
"What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator"
"What do you call disabled people that follow politics? A special interest group."
"Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently."
"Hospital When checking a patient in for surgery, he said he was a mechanic. I said, ""Good, the surgeon likes that because you understand when there are parts left over."""
"I'm writing a musical about puns. It's a play on words."
"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."
"Why did the vegetable kill himself? He didn't carrot all."