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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"

"I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble."

"What happened to the NSFW warning on r/Jokes? It stopped working like all those who got caught on reddit at work."

"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"

"my mom's cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted"

"I now feel I've watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I'll be able to successfully make it in prison."

"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."

"Give a man a gun Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."

"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."