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Joke of the Day
"What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator"
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"*pulls away from kissing -What does CVS stand for?"
"I had to pee really bad at the swimming pool yesterday, so I tried to sneak it in at the deep end... But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in."
"What do gay horses eat? *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY*"
"Haven't been sleeping well, which is ridiculous cuz I have decades of experience"
"Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't nature beat me to it."
"A conversation I just had. Friend - ""My Dad just bought a condo in Afghanistan, what an idiot."" Me - ""Are you kidding? Those real estate prices are set to explode."""
"What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? Boko Harambe"
"What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool? Bob."
"Doc: have you been displaying any symptoms of vampirism? Me: I've been.. Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: Coffin. Doc: get out"