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Joke of the Day

"Why does our body absorb Strontium? To make our bones stronger"

"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"

"Tumblr actually likes Preston Garvey That's it, that's the joke."

"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt? ME: no thank you i don't want any proof that i've eaten here"

"All refugees are terrorists. (that's the punchline) (No that's actually the punchline)"

"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"

"Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired..."

"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""

"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"

"I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house."