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Joke of the Day

"What's the only animal with two assholes; One regular one and one on its back? A police horse. Sorry, drunk regular at my local dive bar told me this. I enjoyed it."

"I just sent a text that says ""we really need to talk"" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today."

"who is a skeletons favorite music artist? BONE JOVI!!!!!!!"

"My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks..."

"How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. **Alternate Ending** One, but it takes him fifty tries."

"I went into a convenience store today... I asked the shop keeper if they sell stationery there. He replied no, they're allowed to move around."

"How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days."

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"

"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"

"[God creating beards] ADAM: God, I don't like my face. GOD: Tell ya what, buddy: I'll cover it in pubes. ADAM: What? That's not GOD: Done."