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Joke of the Day
"What gets all sweaty as it rides on top of you? Your backpack."
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"Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because I'm not completely sure how you work, but this strange feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."
"If I was a doctor, every now and again I'd eat a giant burrito then give myself a sonogram."
"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."
"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""
"No matter how ugly, no matter how fat, you'd still sleep with her. Who is she? OP's mom"
"The inventor of auto-correct has died His funfair will be next monkey."
"Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?"