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Joke of the Day
"Let's vote the pool water off that celebrity diving show."
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"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."
"Gonna try and impress this hot girl biking next to me at the gym by answering the Who Wants to be a Millionaire questions out loud."
"Some asshole has got my pen is what the nurse said when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket. edit: punctuation."