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Joke of the Day

"Hey Shakespeare, are you writing your next play in pentameter? Iamb."

"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear"

"All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces."

"We were promised flying cars and instead all we got were magic glowing rectangles to access all the world's knowledge :("

"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."

"What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers"

"An old dood told me this joke Whats pink and wet, and smells like pussy? Then he does [this](http://giphy.com/gifs/tongue-cody-simpson-dAKdA1l0GETVS) I love old people"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Puberty"

"The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*"

"I celebrated 4/20 on January 5th. I know how to reduce fractions."