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Joke of the Day
"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."
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"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"
"What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider"
"Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is."
"Honey, I think the milks gone bad ""what makes you say that dear?"" *milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?"
"What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover? The position of the dirtbag."
"Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones."
"Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."
"They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines."