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Joke of the Day
"What does a feminist use as a contraceptive? Her personality"
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"Your family tree must be a cactus ... Because everyone on it is a prick."
"What does space smell like? Uranus! Thank you, I'm new here :)"
"Prison guard is a pretty good job. Who's going to steal a prison."
"Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented He found the Americas by Occident."
"Moratorium on the word ""Awkward."" We're all awkward. We fart when we don't want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it."
"The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control."
"A man walks into his son's room... He warns his kid, ""Son, you need to stop masturbating, or you'll go blind!"" The boy responds, ""I'm over here, dad."""
"WIFE: you've had enough ME (eating my 68th breadstick): aw man OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER: let him eat one more lol"
"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."