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Joke of the Day
"Everyone should learn sign language It's very handy"
Next Joke
"Last Valentine's day I recieved so many cards from my girlfriends that I couldn't open the front door... Because my wife had the locks changed"
"The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense."
"Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles"
"What do you call a female accountant? An accountant you sexist fucker."
"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."
"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"
"Life dull? Add 'or die trying' to every statement. ""I'm gonna pick up milk on the way home OR DIE TRYING."" Instant excitement."
"Why don't Greek people need sex? The government fucks them everyday!"
"""I might be a sex virgin but I'm not a virgin at AWESOME MAGIC TRICKS!"" *trips on cape, knocks over table with punchbowl & cookies*"