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Joke of the Day
"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."
Next Joke
"What does E.T stand for? Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry."
"I woke up moody, fat and depressed and thought have I turned into a woman?? Then I realized I'm just a little hungover and need some coffee. Whew!!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !"
"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you."
"Q: How do you make any watch a stopwatch? A: Don't wind it."
"Why do Seagulls live by the Sea? If they didn't, they'd be Bagulls!"
"What do you call a four about four? A meta-four."
"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."