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Joke of the Day

"One I just made up. Did you hear about the dyslexic mafia? They all pay homage to the Dog Farther"

"I've got a plan to get rid of the dollar Honestly, it makes a lot of cents"

"I put the U in murder"

"Pickup line Call me Willy Wanka and let me stick it in your chocolate factory."

"What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fruit salad."

"Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions)."

"[BDSM] The other day I came home and found a man tied up on my bed that didn't look like my boyfriend. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why can't I think of a word that means something really good or really bad depending on how you use it in a sentence? Fuck!"

"It was called a jumpoline... ... before your mother jumped on it."