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Joke of the Day
"Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions)."
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"[interrupts history professor] THAT HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY"
"A bank's radio commercial just said, ""Every dollar you donate can feed a hungry family."" Your ATM fees can feed four, you murderous pricks!"
"Did you hear about.. Did you hear about the indian man who was charged with domestic violence, he hit his wife on the head every night at 7 on the dot"
"Why do Mexicans make refried beans? Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time"
"My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids."
"It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints"
"What does 90 year old pussy taste like? .....Depends."
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Kicked out of the zoo."