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Joke of the Day

"Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions)."

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor"

"So cute how this taxi driver is taking an unnecessarily long route and driving slowly so he gets to spend more time with me."

"Teacher: ""what does the fat cow give you?"" Student: ""Homework!"""

"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."

"I got pizza grease on my newspaper today And thought I'd developed x-ray vision."

"I shaved my head the other day... At first I hated the look, but it's starting to grow on me."

"People say that asparagus makes your pee smell but its also true that your pee makes asparagus smell"

"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"