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Joke of the Day
"Pickup line Call me Willy Wanka and let me stick it in your chocolate factory."
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"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism EDIT: Thanks for all the support, only my second reddit post and I'm surprised this got as many upvote a as it did!"
"Lawyer: ""What is your date of birth?"" Witness: ""July 15th."" Lawyer: ""What year?"" Witness: ""Every year."""
"I put 1 ball in my pocket. But, my friend found 3."
"House is clean. Time to sell the children and move."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw."
"Monogamy First, do no harem."
"My wife of 58 years said let's go upstairs and make love. I told her ""Choose one, I can't do both."""
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"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian"