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Joke of the Day
"What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom."
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"What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !"
"<- sleeps well with others"
"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"
"I caught a disease on my trip to Sparta... The doctor says I have Leonitis"
"I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I'm going to be too busy sitting on mine"
"My Viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life."
"What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!"
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan."" - drugs."
"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."