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Joke of the Day

"Okay, Beverly Hills plastic surgeons. Seems like it might be time for you to Google ""normal human mouth"" photos."

"Don't you just hate it when you can't go to someone's funeral Because that person is still alive?"

"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"

"oh sally Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? NOT SALLY!"

"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."

"*buys dog organic, free-range, non-nitrate chicken treats for $7.99, buys self Big Mac"

"My wife and I decided to not have children. The kids are pretty upset."

"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""

"Hi, I'm Megan. You may know me from such public encounters with kids as ""No, YOUR face is stupid"" and ""I didn't trip you, you fell""."

"A good one my buddy told me ""It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally."""