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Joke of the Day

"oh sally Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? NOT SALLY!"

"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."

"You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original. I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway."

"Roses are red... Our flag is too Raise your hand to the sky And gas all the jews"

"I just got a really terrible circumcision What a rip-off!"

"What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior? The Illuminaughty"

"What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload? A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!"

"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"

"So they finally proved the last part of Einstein theory of relativity. It's about time."

"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."