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Joke of the Day
"Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*"
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"Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken."
"I'm not a competitive person I'll be the first to admit it."
"What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon."
"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."
"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"
"A brother and sister are fucking and the girl suddenly giggles Brother: Why are you giggling? Sister: Because! You fuck just like dad, haha! Brother: I know, mom told me"
"Is there a morning after pill to erase all the texts from the night before?"
"If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated What color would your Bugatti be?"
"How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face."