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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I decided to not have children. The kids are pretty upset."
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"my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses"
"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."
"I know a lot about jokes about unemployed people But they never work"
"SANTA: I don't need a surveillance guy. I see all! ELF ON SHELF: Seen these? [shows pics of Mommy kissing Santa Claus] S: When can u start"
"I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"If a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho"
"A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery."
"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."
"What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav? Top Vlad."