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Joke of the Day

"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."

"What do you call it if an illegal immigrant fights a sex offender? Alien vs. Predator"

"An American's ""inside voice"" is the rest of the world's ""outside voice""."

"Hooters sucks! Feed you messy ass hot wings presented by one the hottest skimpiest dressed big boobed blonde. Its like they're daring to go to the bathroom and jack off."

"His palms are sweaty... His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. WebMD: *TYPHOID FEVER*"

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."

"Roses are red Violets are blue if DNA test proves you're my sister I'll stop sleeping with you."

"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."

"A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by."

"*pulls handle on slot machine *prune *prune *prune *diarrhea comes out"