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Joke of the Day

"A logician's wife is having a baby The doctor hands the newborn immediately to the Father. His wife asks impatiently: ""well, is it a boy or a girl?"" The logician replies: ""yes"""

"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."

"""Real men like a woman with curves"" - Fat Chicks"

"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !"

"I don't think of women as just nice tits, a sweet ass, a pretty face or any single one of their parts... ... I think of them as a hole."

"What's the difference between a chickpea & a lentil? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face"

"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."

"What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb? Enola - gai avek!"

"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."