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"Rick Rolled"
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"ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and superpowers."
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."
"Spez tells us that we should take our time to vote today, because it ""matters""... That's the fucking joke."
"this is my son Mason. yes like the shitty cheap mass produced jar. i named him that because its a good name for my underwhelming baby boy"
"What do condoms prevent? Minivans."
"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""
"What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid? My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing."
"Two jihadists walks into a gay bar.... Needless to say, they had a huge blast"