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Joke of the Day
"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."
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"Here's a joke. Sex. I know. I don't get it either"
"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."
"Girl you like is taken on Valentines Day? Just because there's a goalkeeper... It doesn't mean you can't score."
"My wife called me a pedophile... I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old"""
"Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction"
"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."
"How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? I'll post the answer tomorrow."
"Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killing 50 people... Then the grenade exploded."
"I'm not saying I'm smarter than you because I use proper punctuation; I'm implying it with semicolons."