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Joke of the Day
"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."
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"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"Lamest joke ever What did 6 say to 9? . . . Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD"
"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"
"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."
"Priest and acne. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face."
"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."
"Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."
"If Pokemon had a national holiday, what would it be called? Ash Wednesday"
"I'll need a weekend to recover from this weekend."