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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !"
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"Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper ""I'm seeing someone"""
"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"
"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"
"God put a perfect woman in every corner of the world. Then he made the earth round."
"Why did the biscuit cry? His mum had been a wafer too long."
"Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as ""grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube."""
"My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth"
"honey you gotta push that baby out faster, there's only like three seconds left on this vine"
"Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan."