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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to a dead fruit? You *berry* it."
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"A flight attendant says to a man... ""Would you like headphones?"" The man replies, ""How did you know my name was Phones?"""
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"Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face It was a shitty thing to do."
"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"
"I didn't see my face anywhere as a kid... ...then I realised it was right under my nose the whole time!"
"How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece."