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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"
Next Joke
"Guy told me I have ""Bambi eyes""...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother."
"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"
"Just made eye contact with a truck driver while eating a corn dog at a convenience store and now I hate everything."
"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"
"You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can"
"What idiot coined the term ex-fiance Instead of near-Mrs Edit: ex fiancee. I'm not as smart as I thought I was.."
"What drink did the Karate Master order? Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)"
"There are two guys in a radar station... when all of a sudden an incoming missile shows up on the radar. One guy shits himself and the other guy turns and says ""Ha! ICBM""."