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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"

"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"

"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"

"When I'm having a shitty day sometimes I go to WalMart and just smile and show off my teeth."

"I've found the perfect weight-loss system for Americans. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds."

"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."

"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"

"Why did the ghost go into the elevator? To lift his spirits."

"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year... Now, it's Election night."

"I'm not always sarcastic... there's a lot of times I mean every bit of what I say."