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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"
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"What was a telemarketer's worst nightmare! He could not connect with the callee."
"I can't decide what's scarier, someone scrolling through the pictures on my iPhone or someone scrolling through my Google search history."
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."
"I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring."
"What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs? ""Well, this was a waste of Thyme."""
"What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""
"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks. Dad loved her, but mum said she could've done with another hour on a low heat."
"Take a pistol 1. Take a pistol 2. Point it to your head 3. Pull the trigger WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"