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Joke of the Day
"Dating a single mother.... It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."
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"I asked God for a bike... but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? Better reflexes."
"Did you know Elvis used to have a boat called the ""Jailhouse""? That fucking thing rocked."
"Hey, Chefs, you're making food. Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down."
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"Marc Anthony jeans at Kohl's come in three cuts - tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor."
"What is the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"", and a prostitute says ""any-cock-will-do."""
"Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side."
"What do gay horses eat? Hayyyy"