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Joke of the Day
"Law Students Why are law students known for drinking? They are getting ready for the Bar exam."
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"How long does it take Mexicans to build a oh wow, they're done."
"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"
"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"
"Two cows in a field. One asks ""should I be worried about mad cow's disease""? ""Well I'm not"", the other replies, ""...because I'm a squirrel!"""
"ad for a wife A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"""The Godfather"" teaches us that: 1. Nothing is more important than family and 2. Our families are always trying to kill us."
"If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, ""Yeah, I heard it sucks"""
"Customer Service Person: is there anything else I can help you with today? Me: Is this a date? It feels like a date now."
"I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates."