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Joke of the Day

"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"

"What do you call a berry with a sore throat? A raspberry!"

"[on death row] ""what would you like for your last meal?"" ""A McRib"" ""McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont...oooh well played!"""

"I won $3 million on lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity Now I have $2,999,999.75"

"In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains. Analysts say the steaks have never been higher."

"I can't take my dog to the pond because the ducks keep attacking him... Guess that's what get for buying a pure bread dog."

"What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an erection? A political uprising."

"Why do ghosts like going out? So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced."

"My tacos are ready. Please check my Instagram to see 16 photos of them."

"We should let prisoners take their own mug shots...I shall call it ""The cellfie"""