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Joke of the Day

"So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it."

"Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans..."

"they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad"

"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up due to the noise he made snoring."

"An app that makes your phone ring whenever someone asks ""so what's next for you"""

"I was watching women's volleyball during the Olympics and there was already a wrist injury But don't worry, I should be fine by Monday."

"If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie."

"Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever."

"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."