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Joke of the Day

"Two cows in a field. One asks ""should I be worried about mad cow's disease""? ""Well I'm not"", the other replies, ""...because I'm a squirrel!"""

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies!"

"Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel? Because he looked pretty seedy!"

"I'm still not sure if I should throw out or keep my old pillow. I guess I better sleep on it."

"[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road."

"So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"""That's what she said"" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere That's what she said."

"How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong."

"What is a Detective's favourite pastry? The Tooth Hurts Donut!"