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Joke of the Day

"Repent! Seek jesus! Judgement approaches!"

"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."

"If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out."

"I apologize for referring to your newborn baby as a Questionable Spinoff"

"Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk."

"A riddle: it's yellow and if you push the button it turns red... A chick in a blender."

"Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter? Because it was a little chicken."

"Some people are like Slinkys... Totally useless, but still fun to push down the stairs."

"I just found out that those cows from the Chick-Fil-A commercials teach black people how to text."

"Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body."