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Joke of the Day

"What do zero and nil have in common? Absolutely Nothing"

"What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Kim Kardashian's ass is ridiculous He's egotistical too"

"Thou puny pottle-deep joithead! You tell em Shakespeare!"

"I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee, so to stay alert at work he gets a healthy amount of sleep each night. What a loser"

"I haven't bought an iPhone with Siri yet because I have a fear of talking to women."

"I got tired jogging in front of the car So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted."

"My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted."

"Every minute in america... Costs you 5 dollars."

"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down..."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."" he said."