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Joke of the Day
"Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body."
Next Joke
"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."
"Stupid millennials. Always on their phones. Always doing chatsnaps. Always being born into a world where ownership determines everything."
"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"
"Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?"
"What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!"
"If I call you cupcake it's because I'm probably going to put my vanilla frosting on your forehead"
"What's 7-1? A national disappointment."
"Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself."