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Joke of the Day
"Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body."
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"You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded."
"Why did the blonde have an Abortion? She wasn't convinced the baby was hers."
"Q: What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A: A windshield viper."
"When an American says, ""You do the math,"" you should also offer to assist him in his grammar."
"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"
"People belittle the internet ""talking about a dress"" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise."
"Jeremy Clarkson decided not to stay with Top Gear, but James May"
"I found out the prostitute I picked up was a dude in drag. I decided I didn't want the trans action."
"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""