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Joke of the Day

"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."

"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."

"Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?"

"You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible. But you will in my diary."

"What's the difference between and epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other, well..."

"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."

"Seriously. Who gets ""regular strength"" ANYTHING?! ""Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."""

"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"I told my friend to not worry about being hungry at the beach. Because of all the sand which is there."

"After my sixth cup of coffee, I feel like Mario after he gets one of those bouncing, flashing stars."